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Available in “baby” size only (approx. 1½ inches). Not for children under 3 years.
Federation scientists recently discovered this unusual variety of TRIBBLE — sometimes called the “Picard” TRIBBLE — which remains hairless throughout infancy. Staying perfectly motionless and silent, these baby TRIBBLES camouflage themselves as rocks in order to survive in the wild. The people of Delta IV — who consider hairlessness a virtue — are particularly fond of squeezing and bouncing these TRIBBLES as a form of stress-release and recreation… a ritual which the TRIBBLES enjoy, too!